Sydney Roosters
one of the oldest (est. 1908) and by far the best nrl teams in the compet-tion. the roosters made the grand final in 4 of the last 5 seasons. often hated buy uneducated bogans and westies because the roosters home is in bondi, one of the more elite sea side suburbs of sydney, therefore are seen as “the rich kids”
dave; lets all go to the footy, the sydney roosters are playing
ben; nah screw that, they’re sh-t
dave; yeah you’re right lets just stay in the ghetto tonight and get p-ssed again
ben; yeah mate lets show the world how proud we are of living in the western suburbs and acting like rednecks!
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