Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre


the sydney version of the texas chainsaw m-ssacre in which a poor campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. he then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. it was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn’t sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
“they should make a film about the sydney whipper-snipper m-ssacre.”

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