syllabus


that package of papers teachers and professors hand out to students on the first day of cl-ss that explains course expectations, weekly schedule, grading policies, and a basic summary of cl-ss topics. the syllabus is used in high schools, colleges, and universities around the world as a way to show consistency of the learned material.
ross: ok, students here is your syllabus for the next 18 weeks. you have 3 exams, 2 papers, and one homework -ssignment each week.
students: (whispering) i heard rumors that this dude is totally easy. paleontology is easy because of this guy.
a giant f-cking packet of papers containing an outrageous quant-ty of material that is to be learned within two days before a comprehensive final exam in a medical school endocrinology course.
scott: “hey jack, did you read the syllabus for today’s lectures yet?”

jack: “yea, i started, but i only made it 1/100th of the way through before i hemorrhaged out of my ears because it’s such a f-cking behemoth of material.”
the method of transportation used by large groups that have a propensity towards singing, marching, flash mobs, or other group activities in a silly nature. pr-nounced: sill-eh-bus-ez or sill-ee-bus-ez, dependant on region.
the new military cl-sses got in their syllabuses to go to school (or training).
a hot peec uf a$$
chelsei iz a syllabus
from greek, to take together

plural: syllabontes. not syllabi. there exists no latin word syllabus, syllabi; nor even greek syllabos, syllábou. only greek syllabos, syllabontos.
i xeroxed the syllabus for the talmud course, and gave it to my male friend; i would have given him the syllabontes of the other courses, as well, but he already had them.

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