Sylvan Lake
a small city located approximately 14 miles west of red deer alberta. during the summer over 1 000 000 toursist
(mainly chinese) p-ss through every summer. it is an interesting place to see high school teens in 50 000 dollar pick up trucks and laugh at potheads. there are a rumored three dead bodies in the lake itself and noone is entirely sure how much p–p is dumped into the lake each year.
at approximately 3:20 am rcmp recieved a complaint about an intoxicated woman flailing her arms naked down lakesh-r- drive, sylvan lake screaming “corn dogs”. police arrived at the scene and the woman fled. sui.
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