synchronicity
a magical connection of “coincidental” events that when you point out, makes you more intelligent than everyone else.
i was just thinking of the word synchronicity when i stumbled upon this definition.
a series of coincidental events that may appear important. if you believe my other definition – then you are special. in a r-t-rded sort of way.
“sie…duh, wauk-uh. woah, we’re walking on a sidewalk!”
“and?”
“and? and i was just thinking of that word. that’s not synchronicity. i think the universe is trying to tell me something…”
“dude you need to lay off the dissociatives.”
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