a relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a d*ck. these relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. the good person in the relationship is called the synergist. the d*ck person in the relationship is referred to as the d*ck. the d*ck often treats everyone like they either don’t exist or are subhuman. they won’t laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they’re telling their synergist that they want something.
a synerd*ckstic relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. despite the synergist and d*ck being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. the synergist is also often under the *ssumption that the d*ck actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being “that way”, even though 90% of the time that *ssumption is false.
darrel: hey anna, you’re really cool and i like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing d*ck.
anna: yeah, i know, i’m just in a synerd*ckstic relationship i guess.
i would invite matthew to come hang out today, but he’s in a synerd*ckstic relationship with his girlfriend.
sheryl: hey jessica, your boyfriend is a real d*ck and is never nice to you. i don’t think he likes you at all. this is a total synerd*ckstic relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
jessica: i’m happy with him, i know he likes me, he’s just that way.
- punch a bus driver
a saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver when kip got kicked in the d*ck by seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, ” im gonna f*ckin punch […]
- queenie biotch
a girl that looks shyly sweet however will you kill you in an instant if you cross her. they don’t call her queen of h*ll for no reason. she has a sharp tongue and will cut you down till you are reduced to the whine baby worm you are. thread lightly you been warned. “look […]
- juice swap
when a girl blows your d*ck till you have you *rg*sm and then she french kisses another girl in your threesome so hard the c*m gets shared for dinner between the two of them. she sucked my d*ck till i full out blew my load and her girlfriend juice swapped her.
a person who places way too much emphasis on their birthday to the annoyance of anyone even remotely acquainted with them. “omg guys my birthday is in 196 and a half days!” oh my gosh thomas you are such a birthdayzilla.