szafranski


the act of inserting a new born baby back into the v-g-n- of the mother, head first, and having s-xual intercourse with the -n-s of a boy or v-g-n- of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.
when i was born, my mom didn’t have a c-section, she had a szafranski

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