T-Hook


a device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bl–dy -n-l discharge. synonyms: male -ss tampoon, suppository, prolapse absorber
“while helping his friend john, troy’s -sshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a t-hook to stop the crimson muddy flow.”
-ssociated with thot, a euphemism for hoe. means to hook up with.

can be modified as a vern. thooking up.
man, i so am going to thook me up with some prime thots tonight!

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