T.i.T.S.
an acronym for “today is the sh-t”
usually used before a day u kno will
be really good so you label it “t-ts”
person #1: yooo we gon get f-cked up
person #2: yea its gon be t.i.t.s.
testeron-induced tourette’s syndrome
when increased hormone levels causes an uncontrollable urge to spout profanity or s-xual innuendoes. often limited to one word sentences, such as “t-ts” or “p-ssy”.
alcohol can act as a catalyst for this type of behaviour.
a phenomenon most commonly seen among young males.
morten: “i can’t believe he just said that!”
rené: “propably just a case of the t.i.t.s.”
david: “let’s go to burger king”
totally irrational tummy syndrome.
this is the informal term for someone with stomach issues, but he or she is not sure why. it could be a virus, stomach ache, allergy, or anything else. n-body knows.
i can’t go out tonight because my stomach hurts. -becky
what’s wrong? -friends
i’m not sure so i guess it’s just t.i.t.s. -becky
time in the saddle. as in bicycle saddle, but can also mean motorcycle or horse “saddle”.
#1. nothing cures a hangover like some t.i.t.s.
#2. hey man there’s nothing like t.i.t.s. to bring you out of that funk, seriously.
#3. my taint is all chewed up from all the t.i.t.s. i’ve been getting.
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