T Minus
the phrase is an exclamation marking the event that the user needs to take a m-ssive dump, often one that is minutes or even less to where sh-t hits the fan, quite aptly.
it’s origin stems from the “t minus ____ seconds/minutes/hours etc..” announced for important events, such as new year’s ball dropping, bombs going off, or in this case a sh-t-storm.
when t minus is yelled, followed by a time for more accuracy, it is imperative to get him/her to the nearest restroom or else all h-ll will break loose, or just their bowels perhaps.
john: “shiiiiiit, t minus! that chipotle definitely ain’t sittin’ well.”
frank: “drive faster matt! we can make it to that 7-11’s bathroom in time!”
matt: “man, they’re gonna need a new toilet soon.”
john: “i… can’t breathe.. frank.. if i don’t make it, tell my family how i died..”
matt: “you’re gonna be ok! stay with us!”
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