T.O.F.T.S.


tofts = too old for this sh-t.

tofts is an acronym of danny glover’s famous line from the 1987 movie, lethal weapon. ironically, using the expression “tofts” signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this sh-t. utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala danny glover’s character in lethal weapon).
mel gibson: it’s go time! p-ssion of the christ!
danny glover: t.o.f.t.s.

kid 1: i want a firetruck!
kid 2: i want a dragon!
kid 3: i want world peace!
kid 4: i want to start a fire!
kid 5: i want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a xbox, justin bieber tickets…
santa: t.o.f.t.s.

sarah palin: isn’t your middle name hussein? like saddam hussein? let’s see some birth certificates!
obama: t.o.f.t.s.
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too old for this sh-t.
i can’t stay up late for the office marathons anymore. i’m t.o.f.t.s.

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