T-Rexed

vb.

to be set upon by invasive action while sitting on the toilet; whether by someone banging on the door, peering through the gap in the door to the sitter’s stall, etc. reference to jur-ssic park scene where gennaro (film, or ed regis in the book), is terrorized, then eaten by a t-rex.
1. i hate taking a dump anywhere close to 2pm. i always get t-rexed by that idiot who restocks the sh-t tickets.

2. the stall doors are always closed at the airport, so they always look full-up. i t-rexed 3 guys before i found an empty seat.

3. will you stop banging on the d-mn door? dad already t-rexed me a minute ago! i’ll be done in a minute or two!
a state of drunk where you are feeling great and on top of the world (just like how the t-rex ruled the dinosaur kingdom) and then the drinks h-t you like a meteor and you just become extinct. in certain instances you have t-rex size cravings and eat m-ssive amounts of awful tasting late night food.
i was out at the bar last night and got absolutely t-rexed.
when a person is so drunk they hang their hands at about chest level, because they don’t know what else to do with their hands. the position makes their hands and arms look shorter like a t-rex.
bob: dude, fred is hammered right now!
joe: i know, he’s t-rexed; just look at his hands!
bob: hahahaha! he’s swaying in the wind too!