t-wift



an acronym for the expression, (t)hat’s (w)hat (i) (f)ucking (t)hought. pr-nounced ‘teewift’. commonly verbalized in a hostile manner to express dominance, after one does whatever the speaker expects or desires.
frank: yo jimmy, wanna get eats?
jimmy: gee willikers! i would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
frank: huh?
jimmy: you see frank, i like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. don’t tell anyone, but it’s really just an optical illusion.
frank: jimmy you’re absolutely right, go ahead and change. i’d rather look like a douchebag than a p-ssy, too!
both: hahaha…
dave: oh, you guys are leaving for the pub? i’ll go with you.
frank: ummmm, did either of us invite you dave?
dave: do i have to be invited to go out to eat?
frank: hey dave, how about you answer my f-cking question before you bring up another one. you gotta listen dave…pay f-cking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
dave: …i wasn’t invited…….f-ck you frank! you’re always such a d-ck to me, and i never do anything to deserve it.
frank: actually dave, i’m just keeping it real. when you f-cking come at me, spitting f-cking inquiries in my face, i’m not gonna back down.
dave: you know what, f-ck this! i don’t even want to argue with you anymore.
frank: f-cking t-wift b-tch, walk away!
ratchet, raunchy, a thot
ew did u see what she was wearing..yeah so twift

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