Taavi
1) an austrian word meaning “pocket sized bad-ss”
2) bigger than a toaster, smaller than a rocketship and faster than a ninja on speed
3) a lovable stoner who slices your neck with their hand when you least expect it (never give a taavi a real weapon)
1. taavi rocks a mohawk better than anyone who anyone’s ever known.
2. don’t f-ck with taavi, he’ll cut you!
not very usual name, given by the ancient greece god zeus himself. he is a semi-god, half-human and half-god. people may usually know this person by the nickname hercules, alexander the great, achilles and so on…hes just reborning to this world all over again.
theres even and incident when chuck norris himself ran away from taavi-scared off the consencuenses meeting him. hes the most powerfull, probably the most beautiful person who have ever lived. every mortal women wants to make love with him, even men. but taavis are allways heteros, no gay taavi ever recorded yet hasnt born.
godlordno mercytaavi
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