Table groceries
1. noun, the groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries
2. adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman
those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn’t make it to the pantry or i can get enough of jennifer anniston, she is table groceries.
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