table hawk


person that has a ‘hawk eye’ for spotting the people with bottle service. adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their vip section for free drinks.
“order 2 bottles of cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table.”

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