table poaching


the act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a “seat yourself” lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. this usually happens during a dinner-rush.

this results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make “small talk” with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.
server 1: ” my table is just about to leave, they’re getting their coats on. i just have to ring-up a mastercard, and i can clear it off…”

server 2: “too late. check out the dude at the entrance. definitely table poaching. he’s making a bee-line to 106. aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there.”

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