table swipe
noun- when two h-rny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person p-ssionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.
we couldn’t wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and i broke my favorite vase… but it was worth it!
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