Table Texting
when people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don’t want other people knowing what they’re talking about. – most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like ihop, denny’s, truck stop, etc…)
i can’t believe robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. but remember, he is the king of table texting.
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when you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don’t want other people in the area to hear what you’re saying.
my girlfriend and i were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
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