table zamboni
filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. similar to mung rag.
yo, i spilled my beer again. p-ss me that table zamboni.
the silver metal “sweeper” shaped in the form of a razor fish sh-ll. in a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
customer: “what the h-ll is that thing?”
waiter: “it’s a table zamboni.”
when you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else’s.
you knocked my beer over; zamboni that sh-t!
Read Also:
- tajah
s-xy cl-ssy determined chick. knows where she is going in life and will let no one get in her way. anybody named tajah! duh! she is the beauty and grace of a summers breeze. her limbs are but perfection and her love is deep like the roots of an ancient tree. she is a gift […]
- Tall Tee
a long t-shirt that goes down to someone’s knees, and commonly worn by people into hiphop culture. im be rockin’ my tall tee at tha club tonight. a long t-shirt that runs down to your knees,and people usually into hip-hop wear it. i keep myself real wit my tall tee keepin myself gangsta,ya’ll see? -spider […]
- Tamas
the most hektic, pimpest guy on the planet. suave, s-xy and sophisticated. basically, the man. tamas is the man to make a comment that abruptly ends a conversation either through the generation of confusion, disgust, or surprise he tamased the conversation again by telling a weird joke that no one understood. short for puta madre. […]
- TA MERE
your mum but in french anf also you should know that i fudged her hahahahhahahaha eleanor-who’s that girl?? alex-ta mere.. and i fudged her!
- Tam-wow
combining a sham-wow and a tampon for all the super absorbancyness matt:what’s ashleighs problem today? jeremy:i dunno, but she needs a tam-wow>