Tablet Jackers
the f-ckers that steal your ipad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.
alexis: hey man, you’ve been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. i need it back so i can write about you on urban dictionary.
rebecca: hang on i’m almost done with this picture
alexis: g-d d-mn tablet jackers!!
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