Tabletop Ass


an -ss so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.
my aunt has a tabletop -ss that you can set your drink right up on.
when a girls -ss defies gravity by resembling a table top. can be catagorized by size. ex: breakfast-nook -ss/ nook–ss, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.
dammmmmn, if that girls table top -ss gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that sh-t up!

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