tabletop booty
a tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a b-tt so big that you could “eat off of it” like a table.
ex: male: oooh, she so fine! look at that tabletop booty! i love it !
ex: i got that nice tabletop booty. just look at it! you can eat right off of it!
a b-tt that is so big and fine that you could metaphorically “eat off of it” like a table.
man- wow, look at the tabletop booty she got.
woman- you know i got that fine tabletop booty girl
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