Taco Nazi


the drive thru guy at the taco bell in burnsville, mn. if you ask any questions he will snap and act like you are the dumbest person alive. he obviously hates his job and is unhappy with his career path since he has to be in his late 30’s. i will never order another grande meal from that taco bell again.
customer: does the grande meal come with a drink?
taco n-z-: no, do you see a drink in the picture?
customer: you’re a taco n-z-!
taco n-z-: do you want anything or not?
see also: v-g-n- coastguard

when alone with a girl and her mother constantly checks up on the two of you, the mother is referred to as a “taco n-z-,” due to her unceasing oversight of your intended mate’s sn-tch.
dude, i was trying to get jess to do me on her couch last night, but her mom was being a total taco n-z-. that sh-t was under lock and key like fort knox.
a drink
1 part tequila
1 part jägermeister
1 part tobasco sauce
customer: could i get a taco n-z-?
bartender: what?
taco: a cheap, inexpensive quickly made fast food product.
n-z-: a political party with lofty goals and willing to kill all who stood in their way, or disliked.

taco n-z-: one who sets or brags about going to do large, big or impressive things in life, but carries these dreams out in cheap, poor half–ssed way.
“melinda said she was going to be the most famous singer in the world; all she does is sing karaoke down at the local bar; what a taco n-z-.”

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