when you have no mutual friends with your crush on facebook, so you friend people so you don’t look weird when you add them.
zaki: who’s that buff girl over there?
tahmid: idk but i think her name’s hannah
zaki: never seen her before, i might have to start doing some tactical friending
mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae
- lone it
to be alone -mak dadde i decided to lone it instead of hanging out with madison
- dipp chip
basically the most bad*ss chip on the motherboard. aka basic input/output system, it manages basic computer settings regardless of the operating system. but who cares about that, what really matters is that it’s called a dipp chip. nerd: you’re a dipp chip. jock: wtf did you say to me????????
- full italian platter
the full italian platter is when a lady or gentalman is able to accept not only the sausage, (p*n*s) and the meatb*lls(n*ts*ck) at the same time while preforming f*ll*t**….. “hey bro i’m taking melissa out for dinner tonight, expensive italian restaurant… b*tch better be giving me the full italian platter when we get home.” “hey […]
- hhh p*rn
p*rn of a sh*m*l* and a male (technically) having gay s*x for p*rn. in that hhh p*rn they both came so many times