Tactical friending



when you have no mutual friends with your crush on facebook, so you friend people so you don’t look weird when you add them.
zaki: who’s that buff girl over there?

tahmid: idk but i think her name’s hannah

zaki: never seen her before, i might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae

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