tactical porn
when you think you’ve been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical p-rn. this means purposely watching p-rn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential ip snakes.
mate, i totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
how so?
i was watching p-rn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , i don’t want anyone thinking i’m into busty milfs
dude, you need to deploy a tactical p-rn
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