Tahitian Catamaran


when oral s-x is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. the water is flushed between thine -ss cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two -ss cheeks).
mr. crowley, i do say, mrs. addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre s-xual act. if i am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng f-ll-t– upon his man sheath, or p-n-s. i believe she called it a”tahitian catamaran”.

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