Tailgating


drinking lots of beer or makin’ food in the parking lot before a sports or other large event, (usually football or a concert.)
“we were tailgating last sat-rday.”
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2- following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.
if that jerkoff doesn’t stop tailgating me, i’m going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!
1) usually found around sporting events, they involve beer drinking and bbq from the back of a pickup truck or suv.

2) the car that is so close to you in the rear that you can barely see it’s headlights. some people like to quickly brake to scare them off. pretty annoying, but it’s better to move to the right. n-body likes a left lane d-ck… unless there is no right lane. in that case, it’s time for a skid contest.
1) before the football game, we had a tailgate party with beers and bbq.

2) i was driving down the sidestreet at 40 and that guy was still tailgating me. so, i ‘noticed’ a ‘cat’ on the road and slammed my brakes.
driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths sp-ce to be able to stop in time.
that bastid is tailgating so close to me they are up my -ss like toilet paper.
it’s when the car behind you’s nose is in your car’s -ss, and you’re like, dude, stop smelling my -ss!
stop tailgating, it doesn’t smell too good back there.
revolving around a professional, college or even high school football game, tailgating is a supercharged, urban picnic party. partic-p-nts prepare food, drink, bring flags and other football team paraphernalia. tailgaters congregate around the car, listen to the game on the radio, enjoy the food and bond.
i’m going tailgating tomorrow with some friends before the bears game.
when you find an -ss so fine that you will literally like to spend hours partying there.
that -ss is so sweet i am seriously considering tailgating.

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