Tailhook
while on your hands and knees, a chick (or a dude) sucks your d-ck from the back.
last night i was fixing the garbage disposal, and katie totally tailhooked me.
while you’re taking a sh-t and suddenly get hard. your d-ck has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.
“man, i was sitting down taking a sh-t and thinking of this hot -ss girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!”
“don’t ever p–psterbate, cuz then you’ll have to deal with that tailhook”
p–psterbate rusty tailhook mudflap
jet with hook used on short runways (aircraft carrier )
cod: tail hook down or wave off! navy wave comes in nite call duty sir!. can do sir!
cod: keep the birds in the air this will only take 10 mim.
cod = chief of flight deck
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