Take A Clay


when one has absorbed copious amounts of mexican food and does not realize they need to p–p. they then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of sh-t into their pants. they then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
hey it smells like tacos in here
yeah i’m about to take a clay, fire up that washing machine

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