take a deuce


to take a sh-t.
after i eat a garbage plate from wyatt’s, i imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.
taking a p–p, cr-p, sh-t
i was talking to sandi and getting real h-rny until she said she had to take a deuce.

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