take a nap
a polite/discreet way to say, i’m going to go whack off for a bit. used around parents or spouses.
“uh… um… i’m gonna go take a nap.”
“does she think i’m stupid? i can hear her vibrator from six blocks away.”
to “hook up”; to “sleep with” someone. intercourse.
originated in dallas, tx after the millenium, but before that song “i’ma put you to bed” came out.
“i took naps all weekend with this girl i met friday!”
“i’m about to take a nap”
“i’d like to take a nap”
a phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. it’s usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).
“i might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin’ light turns green.”
“this computer is taking forever to boot up. i could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it’s ready to go.”
“you haven’t finished yet? d-mn, baby! i’m just gonna take a nap already. wake me up when you’re done.”
“hey, waitress, we’re just gonna take a nap over here. wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order.”
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