when a guy wants to eat a girl’s junk on a friday night.
when you tell your buddy “imma take her to church”
guy asks girl, “hey can i take you to church?”
the one thing that the entire human race doesn’t have. not even you. yeah, you! ya god d*mn t*rd nugget! you look like your about to dingoshloop! wow, all the people on this god-forsaken planet are lacking in natural-given originality! to think independently. word very misused today. today it is used as “being different from […]
- hazel the dog
the fat tubby peice of lard that rolls around the house with one purpose… to love! mans best friend and yours she’s the dog with a deep voice and a smile on her face. she is hazel. you know that warm cuddly feeling in all of us… thats hazel the dog
- ashton morris
the most g*y person in school. he likes to f*ck boys older then him and or rape younger children. why is he touching his *ss “because he is ashton morris”
a potato that is shaped like a p*n*s when i was at the grocery store there was a huge trumptater among all the other potatoes. everyone laughed about the trumptater all afternoon.