Take my two


when you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. you must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.
person 1: “hey”
person 2 makes a quick movement towards person 1’s genitals
person 1 flinches
person 2: “you flinched. i’ll take my two.”

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