take the grenade
to sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl’s/guy’s fat/ugly/annoying friend. generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
rupert: thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. it was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. how was hooking up with her ugly friend?”
cornelius: not so bad once i got the brown paper bag over her head.
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