take two


usually a command to take two standing aids on a moving bus though its certain if you hold on to them they will break/ snap under your weight
carney: take two
kiara: -recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
carney: no
-shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
kiara: -takes the thrid…
the second packing of any marijuana smoking device. generally, resulting is a change of p-ssing direction, either from clockwise to counterclockwise, or counterclockwise to clockwise.

also, take three, take four, etc. can be used to define subsequent packings, all of which result in a p-ssing direction change.
“man, this bowl is cashed…”
“take two!!”
“tuesdays!”

…3 minutes later….

“man, this bowl is cashed… man”
“take three!!… man”
“let’s go get food from krystal’s, man!”

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