Taking down chicks

a process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quant-ties of alcohol are consumed. male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. the girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they’re probably going to go home and have s-x with their new male friends, and re-ssure one another that they’re not being sl-tty because “those guys are just sooo f—ing hot.” a cab is split between the foursome back to the bro’s place. upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. the chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. the h-m-s-xual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. male-on-male s-x quickly follows the foreplay. the two guys can say things like, “i love you, man, but tonight i just want f— you”, or, “your b-tt looks amazing with my c— inside of it”. this interaction continues, testing various s-xual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. in the event they don’t freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, “sorry, honey, i would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c–“. after both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.
“oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you’re the man.”

“dude. good job last night on taking down chicks. i think it’s safe to say they won’t being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. haha.”