Taking Temperature
when you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (termometer). you can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her -ss.
taking temperature…
“hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on monday so i took her temperature under her tongue.
on friday she was feeling much better so i took her temperature in her -ss.”
sucking mercury
b-tch got mercked
when you finger a girl. fantastic-like.
“hey drew, guess what happened last night? i was taking temperature of this chick and i think she had the flu.”
“how’d you take her termperature”
“with my finger thermometer…it was a balmy 98.6 degrees”
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