TAKS


1. (特) means “special” or “distinguished” in cantonese.

2. the name of the most beautiful and special girl on the planet.
that girl is so tak.
no girl can hold a candle to tak.
1. a test administered by the state: texas -ssesment of knowledge and skils
2. a really really gay -ss test
i took taks for the third time already!
south san diego country slang for a filipino person. it’s foundation comes from the “taking” sounds of their native tagalog.
“did you see those 3 taks in the apple store the other day? they wanted to send an iphone back to manila
the taks test (texas -ssessment of knowledge and skills) is a standardized test for the state of texas. this test provides yet another reason why texas is one of the worst states you can reside in.

every year starting from…probably third grade or so, (i actually can’t remember nor do i care) we are forced to take this testing packet every spring that was made by hackjobs. the reason it’s so corrupt is that it perverts the true meaning of a test. all year, the curriculum is soiled with taks preparation activities, replacing meaningful projects and lessons pertaining to life, money, and what have you. not only do students hate it, but teachers blame the downfall of education itself for the lone star state on the taks.

it’s just a vicious cycle. are we getting increasingly stupid, or is the taks just getting easier? the dang test is just for recognition. i think they make it easier for texas to look better. (how freaking egotistical.)
but, with that being said, students around me are still getting scores on the taks so low that i want to slap them in the face.

so, let’s recap. taks is fermenting the fruit of our minds with re-taught cr-p we learned from sixth grade so that texas can get education recognition and grants, but students (mostly in high school, trust me. i don’t know if it’s this insipid “gangstuh” fad that causes minds to retrogress into a t-rd-like state or the sp-ce-time continuum depending on the old teenage correlation with rebellion/coolness and being stupid.) still get low 70’s on it. don’t you see the deadly circle of stupidity? if not, well, read up on it some more.

i don’t think the test is “ghey.”
i think it’s satanic.
the taks test needs to go. take this from an educated freshman.
means “yes” in polish.
– do you agree?
– tak (yes)
a wonderful character from the show invader zim. only appeared in one episode. but loved by all.she was a very angry character. she was irken, she had purple eyes and zim ruined her life.
note: even though tak only has one episode she is often paired up with both zim and dib or gaz.
t.a.k stands for the action krew, a kick -ss skate team in southeast sd.
poser 1: ayeee yo, you heard of jeremiah on t.a.k?
poser 2: yeah, he says he’ll kill anybody switch!
a amazingly cute asian boy who wants to adopt babies.
tak used adoption.com to search for a future child.

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