Talk Blocking
when you set the mood with your significant other, and you’re about to have s-x, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
john dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to katherine.
john: hey baby, you ready?
katherine: i can’t believe mark cheated on jessica……. wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
john: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. overtime his p-n-s turns into an inny
-the next day
bill: so how was your special day with katherine
john: she was talk blocking me all night…
to hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from talking to a female you are interested in.
mark was talk blocking me because he though he had a chance with that girl.
this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
kendra: hey did you run into elias again?
mich-lle: yeah, but rachel kept talk blocking! what is her problem?
kendra: oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. she knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
when you are tring to have a conversation with one of your friends and you dont want anyone else to hear, but instead someone keeps trying to join it and keeps annoying you. similar concept to c-ckblocking.
i was trying to talk to james bout women while we were walking down the hill, but instead some lousy dude decided talkblocking us was a great idea
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