Talkin’ Brand New Goods


the antonym of talkin’ trash. the belittling of one’s abilities or achivements, especially in a compet-tive setting, going beyond being humble.

a: you’re gramps could probably beat me in an arm wrestling match.
b: c’mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym cl-ss.
a: i just got lucky there…
b: quit, talkin’ brand new goods and lets do this!
(a smokes b in said arm wrestling match)

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