talko
a mistaken word uttered into a conversation
a verbal typo
joe: it’s daylight savings time. i’d better set my c-ck back an hour.
jane: excuse me???
joe: oh jeez… i meant “clock”. that was a talko.
much like a typo, it’s when you stumble with your words or say one thing when you meant to say another.
guy 1: we were supposed to goto the baseball glame, uhh, i mean game.
guy 2: talko!
much like a typo when one is typing, a talko is when one f-cks up in general speech.
oh… sh-t.. sorry.. talko
a gay s-x offender who happens to be a 35 year old virgin who watches and listens to you while you eat tacos and tells you that they’ve been watching with a definition.
check out the old gay virgin talko behind us. i think its hungry and wants some free food and iced tea.
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