a tall leprechaun lawyer is a tall man resembling a leprechaun. tall leprechaun lawyers can be referred to as the ericsan. tall leprechaun lawyers are often found to be incredibly nerdy nerd nerd like. they are often found in law firms listening to 80’s top hits. tall leprechaun lawyers can often be confused with the average leprechaun man. the difference is a tall leprechaun lawyer will have a small, fuzzy, white dog by their side, often referred to as da fuzz, and they will also a sacred belly-b*tton. tall leprechaun lawyers can be found in breweries or courts, these are their natural habitats. if you are so lucky as to find a tall leprechaun lawer make sure you ask for legal advice, hand them a beer, and say merry christmas, because it is obviously their belief that christmas and st. patrick’s day are combined all year.
wow! by the looks of him, and his small, fluffy, white dog, he must be a tall leprechaun lawyer!
- i needed that like a hole in my head
what you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. usually in response to a specific event. the speeding ticket i got? i needed that like a hole in my head.
- m*ff chuffing
m*ff chuffing is when you insert a straw into a v*g*n* and blow hot chilli powder inside it. “she deserves a good m*ff chuffing” ” what’s chuffed her m*ff? “
- hillbilly face lift
when you manipulate the bent broken pieces of your smashed up ride back to there original form. “hey jimbob i thought you got into an accident?” ” i did but i gave my truck a hillbilly face lift. now you can’t even tell.”
the b*tch who will never be able to get da d frm anyone… she looks like an ogar, and her head looks like a potato with googley eyes in it… she is super flat and gets broken up with in a heart beat///// she always is there to cause problems and start fights but again […]