tallahassee pelvic cruncher
when a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee’s doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to c-m they both have diarhea on each other.
kent gave sally the tallah-ssee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
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