Tallahassee Windex


tallah-ssee windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with gl-sses, nut on said gl-sses, and then use your d-ck as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
mannnnn, i tallah-ssee windexed the girl from applebees last night but she still b-mped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom

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