a straight male attempting to seduce a lesbian.
i was h*tting on this really hot girl last night and after i learned she was a lesbian taming the strange became my primary goal.
- d*nk magnet
when all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships well i know he appears sweet buto probably he isn’t because i’m a d*nk magnet.
- shower shat
dumping in the shower, typically not on purpose, as often caused by diarrhea. kendall: dude, i got some bad diarrhea. i just blasted mud in the shower – it was out of my control. eric: you just shower shat
- acid wash
what hillary clinton did to the emails. “the e-mails that you acid washed.”-donald trump
- romp in the hay
to have s*x do you want to romp in the hay?