Tampon Tag-along


a girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.
jim: dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
bob: yeah, sure. my girlfriend wants to know if she can come
jim: no way dude, she’s just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!

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