Tampop
a used tampon that is frozen and enjoyed as a popsicle
son, “mom, may i have a tampop?”
mother, “sure dear, let me freeze you a fresh one!”
tam-pop, noun/verb, \’tam-‘päp\
plural tam-pops
past tense tam-popp-ed
1) when the wad of absorbent material (usually cotton) that is inserted into a body cavity to absorb secretions (female menstruation, -n-l leakage and/or pleasure) pops out unintentionally.
2) a device comprised of an unused, or used, absorbent wad affixed to the top of its applicator stick to resemble a popsicle.
example #1:
sally: “what’s that smell?”
jane: “tampop.”
sally: “ugh, sorry sista child baby girl. i hate when that happens.”
jane: “yeah, tell me about it. i have to walk around all commando the rest of the day.”
example #2:
john: “hey, can someone help me with the bathroom sink?”
alex: “sup bra? i got your back.”
john: flaapp!
alex: “what the? is that raspberry jelly?”
john: “nope, just a fresh tampop courtesy of my girlfriend!”
when you put a tampon in the freezer. voila. tampop
timmy: mom… can you get me some ice cream?
mom: no, but i have freshly marinated tampops in the freezer!
timmy: yayy!
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