tan dick
the result of masturbating too much to the point that your d-ck has changed color; a tan color or darker hue; self mutilation; rubbing your genitals until they are raw;
john: matt’s d-ck is sooooo tan!
chris: well yea he jerks it six times a day!
john: we should call him dikembe mu-tan-d-ck!!
chris: because he has a tan d-ck!
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