Tanakas-Mom


a middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical j-panese accent and can only say one of the following phrases:
1. oooh so many peerole!
2. prees shut da door agin sank you!
3. oooh yesh. ^___^
4. ooh herro! ^___^
hey, check out tanaka’s mom, she’s one s-xy b-st-rd!

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